LaZybiLLi RuLing the worLd again...!

Sudden brust of ambition.....made lazybilli to recall her "list of aims" she had..

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It was in class 2nd.....

Lazybilli got her new PT teacher.....

I got impressed in such a way...which actually bended my lazy soul..

for detail info of bending....view the pic:---->

But then i soon realized PT == wake up early == irritate the poor soul( the way i got :|)

and for the sake of social service, i dropped this plan...

yes i am a member of "billisss health club"

In competition with PT usha....I decided to be in sports...with ultimate goal of being in olympic...

And with that "ruling-the-world-emotion" i gave the this pose in pool...for the media click----

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But then... i came to know olympics is not all about 100 m school race..

n so i change my planned...n spared PT Usha.....

"I got my first real six-string

got it at a five n dime"

yo-yo....hu-ha...ding-dong...ping-ping

(some of the lyrics wrote by me)

Being bought up in a family where...kids have to listen bryan adams songs ( obviously without any complains)...in place of lullabies..actually turned me rock stars...

But then the new hair style and hair color do not go well with my skin tone.....

(c the pic for details ) and so...

I left Bryan Adams alone n quit his band....( thou bryan got senti)

After failing terribly from all the sides..

lazybilli started L-company...

(hint: l for lazybilli \m/ )...in competition with D-company...

( i wish blogspot is rescrited for Dawood)....

To get a mafia look..and to maintain position in criminal organization..i bought a new mafia cap also...

But then there was a problem with Cap size.....

L-company copied Satyam's plan...lazy billi left wit no money to buy new cap..

n left this prominent type of job...

There are many times...we feel like doing what we are not...but we wanted to..

many few people are happy with dere job...lucky souls...

I wonder y it happens??? but wat i wanna say is----

"Atleast dream until someone wakes you up :P"..

Btw, btw..Now i do hv a legal profession ..and it is------>

yes...ur right ...I'm a software engg...:)

( oye..wtf..who said I m hit by recession ???????)

Yes..Its my birthday...happy wala :D

First of all...message to all those who haven't wished me yet.....

better do that........*smug*

yup...it was 26th of Oct......historical day when i crawled out..with a hope to see a smart and handsome doctor who took me out..but then..doctor was a "she".......and i started crying...

but the poor world was not able to compile my sentiments......

it was also a remarkable day b'coz......that day my parents said to the nurse........"are u sure she is our child :|"

watever...26th oct....is .....

***My happy birthday TO me thing***

i turned ________ today...(fill in the blank with best possible min age)

anyways...thxs a lot for ur love...specially sum of the bloggers who made this day a special one :)..

n neha joie...thxs for the gift :D

n yesssssssssss thx u all the non wisher :|

P.S: Sry for my absence...lazybilli is busy in job hunting/rich guy searching...

N.E.W.S == Non-Essential-Worthless-Saga

Are u sure, you want to Kill Ekta kapoor,as she gave us unbearable...

Touch+itching daily soaps...?

Try watching News channels....

specially those who have "BREAKING NEWS" for 24hrs...u will surely change ur mind and

will shoot this channel ppl first...

Some days before..I was sitting in a restaurant..and watching some hindi news channel...they kept on repeating their

dialogues..

"5 min mai hoga pardha fash.."

"5 min mai hoga sacchai ka samna"

"5 min...."

"5 min...."

and they continued this crap for another 20 mins.

What the heck??

My message to them....

If you cannot give us some sensible news...then plz give us one thing..what we need and what only you can provide: Your Absence

Do they smear their face with soot before showing all this?

why they feel common man wants uncommon news???

Yeah its a truth that everyone is not intelligent like me (I insist you, to agree on this :P)

to differentiate-between-Fake-and-Real News...but then what about those who cant???

someone told me, illiteracy rate in India is high.....then these ppl can compile any news in any sense

...but then who cares??

Now a days..my nephew prefer Watching News channels than cartoon network...y??obviously bcoz they are more entertaining and contain more interesting virtual crap....and Breaking News like:

"lizard will crawl up or down??"

"will she go left or turn right??"

and even they showed footage of some best possible horribly bad looking lizard...!

bang on!!! Is this something to be shown on television???

I mean, Man why would we want to know in which direction a lizard wants to go??

Duhuuuu...

Anyways..if any small kid at ur home doing the same..then plz Stop them if you don't want their mental growth be stunted!

But then my doubt is who is responsible for all this???

whom should we blame??

-For Their High TRP's.

-The Media people from whom we expect some useful news.

you know what due to this channels...we also dropped our plan of buying tata sky..as now there is no need for recording serials

if missed any..NEWS channels are there..they show all the episodes..yes repeat telecast..many times...

So even without Tata Sky our life is Jhingalala....

Daily soaps...comedy shows...singing..dancing...cooking shows...

what next??

P.S: You all might me wondering....y i updated my blog so soon.well avai yar.....for a change :P..

love you all...

enjoy n tc

-Ams

Dump ur boss and dance !!!

Ding Dong!!!!!

Any one dere on my blog??? Obviously other than me...

if (yes)

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then muahhhhhhhhhhhhh ;

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else

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duhuuuuuuu :-( ;

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btw in any case u r here...hulalala...

alright no more craps.."sidhi baat no more bakwas"

hey..did i told u i turned jobless again..??

hehehhaha...yes...i dumped the job...boss...or blah blah...

no no boss was not that cruel...he was a normal human being with paralyzed brain...

seriously...firstly i thought he dont have brain..but then i cm to know frm fellow mates

that..he have but not in working condition.....

poor he..( but sob sob...he have lots of money)

what a combination....lots of money+no brain..y God y...???

' He was too boring..so bevkuf..that i cud not stand anymore..

thats y i left the job....

I beared his crap..for 2 months.....but then..at last day...The Ams inside me came out..

and i said him directly on his face..."i dont want ur job..keep it with u "...

his face turned lyk Saddam Hussein...( when he was dragged out of his cave)..

now thats an achievement..!!!! \m/

Anyways...job hunting process started again...

Even i cracked many interviews..but then..i dont know y i didnt get any call.

they taken my interview...which i cleared..

then they given me a form to fill...

its goes like..

NAME:___ COLL NAME:___ DADDY NAME: ___ n many things..

it was very easy..to fill all this.I had learned ans of many ques. in KG only....intelligent me..

But then there was a field..

SALARY EXPECTED :___________

I was not having ny idea about it..but then..with the help of my engg brain n aryabhatta's formulae..and after all the tough calculations

bingo...I was able to ans that question.....

I wrote in CAPLOCKS...

SALARY EXPECTED : YES OF COURSE

Bloggers..Did they taken this information in diff sense???...but that was hurting..i was so honest..

hai na??

Arre...yes!

i joined dance class..Dhinchak dhinchak....

it helps me to find out whether my jammed body is working or not...

Now i have decided i will do what i want...

I will start..watever i wanted to do..dance,music,paint...everything...

I dont want to say my child....

"beta...ur mom was not able to do this..thats y i want u to do..."

shit !

i want to say....

"Try beta...even ur hot mom knows all this"

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P.S: The post is declared null and non sense...

hope you all will dump ur boss...

live life..ur size....(kings are dead)!!!

enjoy n tc..

~Ams

Proposal of "Hi-Fi Huggies"

As a result of long term frustration,sharp taunts and joblessness feeling.

Lazy billi got senti..

* tsunamni of emotions*

*spillover effects*

*everthing was meaningless*

*leg pulling was no more fun*

Ambition...career...future...and all the hell synonyms...chanted all around her...

So lazy billi decided...not to play with life..lazy billi decided, not to waste time..

She decided not to sleep...hibernate..doze in office...

She decided to update her blog daily...regularly..*phew*...

Its hard but she have to....She read somewhere...CAN DO attitude is must....

And so..

LAzy billi met " joie " to discuss business idea.. (which actually shows her creativity and innovative ideas)

joie was taken aback...she liked..infact she loved lazy billi's proposal..

and decided to be her partner.."Business partner"..

MAIN THEME OF OUR Business:

Kids are the future of our country...and our product is to serve them..We want to provide all kids with best possible quality and style....latest trends....so they get an exposer to expose (trust me they can :P)

keeping abreast of the cutting edge styling..and falling, we offer value added subtracted solution.

NOW We are pleased to show you our main PRODUCT:

THE ~

"HI-FI Huggies"

*applausessssssssssssssss*

*applausessssssssssssssss*

*applausessssssssssssssss*

The side pic shows our main clients.

The strength of our PRODUCT - "HI-FI Huggies"..lies in the word Hi-Fi, i guess.. ..We actually worked day and night to make these product the best..

foundation of our business is the basic huggies..we followed their pattern...

but mind you..we didnt copied them...this shows our value and how reliable we are....*HUGS*

Main features of our product:

1. POWER of Magical Hole:

Shit...pee...or whatever...but Hi-Fi huggies will remain the same...And this is due to the facility of the magical hole.We provide Hi-fi huggies with the magical hole which enable all your fragrant-high-ranking-material to magically go down..

leaving no sign of peeing and shiting on your hi-fi huggies.

T&C: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SIGN ON OTHER CLOSE PLACES.We suggest not to look down, back and around after relieving.

2.LOW WAIST HUGGIES:

What distinguishes us from thousand of other huggies providers are our professional services and our dedication towards styling. Which in turn keeps our customers look trendy, chuby and give them space to expose and explore.

And so we came up with the thought of low waist huggies.

We provide Maintenance and support to our clients by providing them extensive training to handle not only low waist huggies but even materialist things.

3.COLOR -FILL EFFECTS:

Working in close ( not that close) association with all our clients, our ultimate aim is to provide them best, without compromising quality and so we introduce color fill effects funda.

after constantly observing the color effects of standard and custom tabs in Paint brush.

We realize YELLOW will work.And assigned pale yellow color to our hi-fi huggies.

so even if Magical hole fails.Color-fill-effect funda will work.

leaving no trace of your doings.

So kids no more guilts..Lazy billi di is here for you.muaaahhh

NOTE:

If your kid is using Hi-fi huggies and if you find something on, under your feet or other possible parts.

We are not responsible for it.

P.S: HOT JOBS @ Hi-fi Huggies:

Hi-fi Huggies Providers are looking for RICH GUYS (only guys) and invites application from the same

with your property/estate proof and Demand draft of Rs__?_?__.....your wish.

Remember more you pay more opportunities you will fetch.

love you all..

bye folks..

enjoy n tc..

Barking Breaking news !!!!

BARKING NEWS :-

• The kid exported free of cost by our neighbours- "MASTER KASAB"....at last confessed that he was the one who peed...My message to our neighbours..plz take ur kid back.....because we made him able to do better things than just peeing. (dont ask me extra details :|)
• After a long term Analysis, lazy billi came to the point that 'Rakhi ka Swayamvar' is actually a show in which Rakhi will choose some guys on basis of nothing(attack) and then those outstanding guy will one by one dump her on basis of everything(counter attack)....(did the above sentence make sense ???)

• This tym lazy billi is having very-very-terrific-valid excuse reason for her absence..and late updating of blog..Actually she started with a part tym job..yes my first job....boss was not that cruel for 2-3 days but then...SACH KA SAMNA ...Things are not that better and sleepy but she will make it soon....See your innocent baby-lazy blogger is working hard...show some sympathy...stop reading....find a rich guy for her......

Exclusively for you:

• She started jogging...yes she...yes yes..lazy billi started jogging....yeah....Its not that tough man.....see for easy jogging follow the below steps:

step1. Go to park...park should be far cum near your home..(you can make use of your scooty like billi)

Step2. Pass a pretty smile to every one and a special reddish blushy smile to..ahem ahem..(is any detail needed?)

step3. Sit on bench...(after sometime slouch...droop...yawn..)

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step4. After half an hour..head back to home sweet home..(again by making use of scooty)

step5. At home try to make best possible tiring face....before your parents..

And say loudly "...Jogging is not that easy..."

• Birthday time :

Its Syed's birthday.....my senior...Mentor...and gem of a person..

All those who haven't wish him....which is most of you....cmon do that :)

Even BRIAN .....our very own Mad's blog..turned 2...so its party time..forgive me..for late update..and enjoy...

luv u all

tc

Being Amrita......its hard dear...!

O yeah I am alive.....!!

lazy billy alive !

many ppl now ping me ,scrap me or message me like this-

"u still alive??"

"u gone??"

"zinda??"

So i decided to come up with a new post, to make all those ppl realize that they are not so lucky,

they have to wait more for my funeral party :|

Lazy billy updates:

Well it has been around 20 days now since i completed my engineering and it has been

around 20 days since i am wondering why i have done so.....

when all my batchmates are damn busy in looking for options to save their future...

I am keeping myself busy with all following things:

1. Pretending that i am very busy,really i am not :|.

2. Giving advices free of cost to my cousins on subjects like-

How to lie your parents.

How to move on and to hang-on with new one after dumping all oldiessssss.

How not to get dumped.

How to pull leg and how to prevent ur ass after doing the same.

After failing terribly from all sides, How to make faces to look innocent.

and last but not the least ...How to waste time effectively....

3. Bugging frnds on gtalk/yahoo/orkut/fb by verses like "i dont have job...u dont have job...and no one have job".....

4. Discussing with parents on topics like : "That dumbo guy dont deserves that job... he/she was lucky..why God doing all this to me ?? why mom ??? why??"...and this is how I try to escape.

5. Eating everything and exercising not at all...(soon i will qualify to look disgusting).

DEFAULT CASE: Sleeping all the time and keep telling oneself - "Ams you worked a lot,go baby sleep a little"

It was the first time for me when people around me abased me and made me realize

how insincere i am..

how lazy i am...and

how deliberately I waste time...( as if i dont know)...

I did handled the sitution pretty well...all the way looking coward...

But its fun to be yourself.....

But its hard... :D

wait..i have to leave...someone whining...I guess " Amrita aka ams struck on the thirteen floor of the building "

bye folks..

enjoy n tc..