Saturday, June 6, 2009

Exam's pink or blues???

Atlast..she is back....
I mean...The lazy billy, with all its crap is backkkkkk....
Another in the string of posts that will start with all the bullshit, poop,irish bull...and will messily end up with jerk to save from it...What i mean to say is..
I am back with another totally mindless blog post.....So beware before proceeding..
Just imagine......You are preparing for a Municipality types exam...and suddenly u face stanford/MIT beckon.same was the case with me.Yes our university got highly impressed by IPL and came up with Final examination time table.

Anyways..Even this time I tried my level best and managed to screw up my exams....
Mid sems was a formality..because end sems was in vicinity.
Quite obviously i was not that serious about my mid sems....
So this was the way I managed to take my mid sems.....

(mid sem's blues ):
1st paper : web engg
I entered the examination hall even without pen....anyways got that from almighty frnds 
As i got my ppr....I scanned it twice, no I guess usual....there was not even 1 question that was familiar....
It was like facing current affair questions of timbaktoo....
When I looked around..everyone was busy in scribbling their answer sheet..

2nd paper :Distributed systems (appeared with distributed brain)
It was a terrible experience..When I was entering the exam hall..I heard from my frnd..who was leaking confidential info with full confidence...
FRND: "oye..RPC aaya hai...their is a question on RPC "
ME: lo look..??:O:O sure?? the way,what is RPC???
FRND: Client make a request to the server for its resources by making clien stub, the server fulfil its
request by server stub.....!!!! all write in your own words..yar..
ME: allright !

" I entered the hall as if ' Newton with gravitational force and his apple appearing to take the physics exam...."
(If I would have been in place of newton I would hv surely eaten that save the lives of poor gravitionally harmed students....with Amrita's law of eating apples..)
Then I got the paper..I scanned it..My brain notified..RPC FOUND
RPC found (it was last question)..
I started writing..short note on RPC.As i was having much time in my hands....I started writing in my best possible hand writing.
I scribbled 4 pages.....yes 4 PAGES on "RESOURCE PROCEDURE CALL (RPC)" activating the blogging-engineer inside me....shown all the creativity,innovation,imaginative power.....To answer it..
After it..I peeped in ans sheet of the class mate sitting next to me....she Was showing her creativity...
But I seen RPC as "REMOTE PROCEDURE CALL"...i asked her..
"abe oye....what is the full form of RPC..She said Remote procedure call...."

oo man..I looked my sheet...on all four pages i wrote..RPC as resource procedure call..
and in order to fill the sheet ..everytime i wrote full form of RPC....
duhuuuuuu...then what !!...i utilized left editing...resource as remote..
but that was not all....
when i was submitting my sheet..i notice sumthing..weird...

I wrote STUD in place of STUB :O:O:O;O...
and their was no more time for I can do this..

what if faculty knows the meaning of stud ...o my god...shhhhhhh...
and thus mid sems ended...

bye folks..
luv u all..
enjoy n tc


Dewdrop said...

Its done so chill out!

Anonymous said...

u funny girl :)

resource procedure call for RPC. i am in splits literally :P

Sneha said...

As usual i enjoyed reading your post.:)

Hemanth Potluri said...

hahah :)...good way asmi..but the exams are done so u can chil out :)..


Abhinav said...

I remember RPC.. (implemented in RMI na?) Distributed Systems... yippy I remember!!
hehehe.. where is Timbaktoo anyways??

chalo jo hota hai achhe k liye hota hai... may the examiner's wife just gave birth to 2 cute little kids that will have a positive effect on the mood and he will give u best possible marks!

Arv said...

LOL... its more like exam yellows :P

welcome back dear :)

take care... cheers...

Chriz said...

i remember writing such exams ages ago... used to give shudders in my bowels too..

Aw.S.M said...

When you can write 4 pages on RPC without knowing crap..u know you are meant to be an engineer :P.

Aah u reminded me of my engineering days..entering exam halls without pens and admit cards..getting shouted at by the teacher..aah...gr8 memories..:)

Chalo now that ur done with your exam...u can chill nai? get back to fast and frantic blogging...:)


Harshita said...

Kya sample hain rey tu?? LOL

Tere metaphors aur funny one-liners ka jawaab nahi...

I loved the STUB to STUD transformation.

Waisey end-sem toh sahi likh ke aayi naa.. yaa uska bhi band bajaa diya...hehe

Achcha hua wapas aa gayi... missed u yaar.

Mads said...

great to see ur post :D :D :D seriously :D
mast post...stud ????????? rofl :))
and i know...agar hum newton ki jagah obviously apple to khaate, hi naa :( damn him X-(

i just got my results and bahut bahut bahut bahut, utterly kharab result hai :-s
hope u dont go my way :'(
waise tum logo ki college mei, mid sem important nahi hai kya? mere college mei mid sems is like a make or break situation :-s :'(

Mads said...

ladki...mere awards yaha pe mera sasur rakhega kya? X-(
put my awards soon yaar :(

Nidzzi said...

loks liek u were in drunken state without drinking lol.
funny post,. RPC>. hehe now i wont forget the fullform. reminded me of my exam days. Me and my best fren used to study til four in morning.n before sleeping me used to tea have tea and ciggi and crap and go back to bed to have beauty sleep til 12 in morning. exam time was 2 to 5 in afternoon. awesome :)

Anonymous said...

First time here and it was like I was punched at a rate of 100 per second! One of the funniest posts I have read! Wish I could be THIS chilled out for exams!

Anonymous said...

i just simply love reading u !!!

peter said...

Happens I have done that in my end sem xams, this time.
I even scribbled about how html is used in blog templates, when the question was somtheng else on my bioinformatics paper.

Utter shit but never get caught, ab stub ko stud likha toh teacher sochega/sochegi ki ladki ..aiyaaash hai apney bf k baare mein likha hai isney :P

Mayz said...

yeh kaise subjects hain...mujhe toh naam hi nahi samajh aaye...but atlst khatam ho gaye enjoy :)

Simple Syed said...

I entered the hall as if ' Newton with gravitational force and his apple appearing to take the physics exam...." ... WOW .. Even newton would be proud to read this!

Faheem said...

lol.. thats exactly how my exams went.. You should have mentioned the link to your blog in your exam papers. I"m sure u'll get marks for this lol.. :)
All the best.. :)

Perception said...

LOL! Stud he he he. Hilarious I tell ya. May be the prof will be impressed finally someone knows he is a stud he he.

Amrita~Ams said...

@ dewdrop :)
certainly i will :)

ooo dont do that..I dont want ur blog to split literally..:D..
btw hows u??

Amrita~Ams said...

thxs as always :)

yup tym to chill pill..
urs asmi :)

Amrita~Ams said...

@ abhinav

u remember every thing :|...gud brain :P search kar le :|

and y 2 kids?? 1 mai kaam nahi hoga kya :P

Amrita~Ams said...

yellow :P:P..

oo its turning rainbow :P
thxs :)

hehhe..ages before...u getting old kya?:P...

Amrita~Ams said...

u changed ur name :P..its hard to write that..
nyways..amith do well:P

yup...over..n i m chillax :d..yes will try fast..;)

Amrita~Ams said...

oye haan i missed ur blog >:D<..
nahi end sems mai aisa nahi kitya..
thxs :) for the comment

abhishek said...

tere exams abhi tak khatam nahi hue kya???

Waise hamare exams bhi aise hi jate hai....

Amrita~Ams said...

thxs :)
"bahut bahut bahut bahut, utterly kharab result hai "...hope i will have less "bahut" in my results :P
yup mid sem was formality..
thats y..i came up with stub-stud transformation :P

and if ur Sasur is free then i dont have any prob :P..
btw Thxs again for the awardssss
>:D< >:d<

Amrita~Ams said...
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Amrita~Ams said...

u were in drunken state without drinking lol.:P:P...yup that is so correct :D

u use to have tea n ciggi ??:O..
wat ciggi stands for :P..exams mai ciggi..kya re..?

Amrita~Ams said...

thxs for ur comment...ur pic is very pretty..If I wud hv been a boy..then i wud have started fielding for u :P
heheh.. not kidding..:D
oye i m straight for sure..dont worry :P

thxs for the visit..hope u will continue reading my craps..

Amrita~Ams said...

@pretty me

thxs dear :)


"how html is used in blog templates, when the question was somtheng else on my bioinformatics paper."
tu toh bada wala hai :P

haan mera koi bf nahi hai :( :( :(...
stud toh avai likh mara :P

Amrita~Ams said...

@ mayz...
do worry...even i dont understand those subject..mohmaya hai sabh..
I know only their names step ahead..
yup...happy now :)

I hope even i ll enter accy with the same newton spirit..:P

Amrita~Ams said...

oye u dont want me to get pass kya :P:P..??/say say..
If i wud hv given blog link..they wud fail me..without noticing ny thing :P

Amrita~Ams said...

yup..but the prob is..wat if a female checks my ans sheet..:|..
no way to impress...

btw thxs for ur comment..and visit :)


2 down 2 more to go..
then will get done..

hehhe..sare enggs k aise he jate..hai..btw hows u??

Anonymous said...


Good to know the blogging-engineer inside you is still alive :)

Cheers :)

Nidzzi said...

ciggi ya. cigrates. hehe ciggi and tea. imagine and maggie at times.

Jagjit said...

LMFAO! You are the funniest blogger on my list. Glad to have you there. Haha! Keep spreading the joy. tc.

BIG Omi said...

Buddy I had a good laugh after a long long time... Nostalgic Grad Days...

Gosh buddy you're hilarious :)

same thing happened to me in International Finance paper there was a concept note on CAC (Capital Account Convertibility) and i wrote full form as Current account convertibility .. a blunder i can never forget..

I had a good read here.. Bravo ya!

Shaunak said...

next time you got exams, go drunk :P
YOu'll be amazed at how many questions you're able to answer.
But be sure not to check your answers later on. Just have faith in yourself :P :P
Never failed me..hehe

Exams done chill now.

Amrita~Ams said...

yup yup yup...still alive :P
nyways..thxs for ur comment and visit :)

Amrita~Ams said...

:O...hehheh..mast hai re tu toh ;)

and u are the only one to comment so :).glad to have you too:)
so cute thxs >:D<

Amrita~Ams said...

@big OMI..
oye...keep visiting....the only thing u can get free of cost here is laugh :P..all other things are dot think abt it ;);):P:P( no more pjs)
CAC :O..current...lolz..blunders are done for future laugh...

thxs anyways :)
thxs for the visit :)

Amrita~Ams said...

ll try this..
oo obviously will not check it again..:P..i m sure i ll not b in manner to stand and check :D
or agar fail huyi na toh...ll AANDOLAN on ur blog :P
yup...chilling days ...:)

BIG Omi said...

Yeah Ams! will keep visiting!

Laughter is priceless here it really wont cost anything nor wud anybuddy will be able to procure it here! :) Have A good day!

bondgal_rulz said...

ROFL @ Amrita's Law of eating apples. :P

I'm just glad that the ordeal (for you as well as us) is over. :)

Hilarious post! As always. :P


BIG Omi said...

New post ??? we want a new post AMS!

Anonymous said...

Khatam ho gaye na? Bas, sahi hai :D

Amrita~Ams said...

thxs for that ...
will post soon :)

missed u re :P:P(i m not lying )
ordeal over

yup :D

The Solitary Writer said...


tujhe RPC nahi aata thaaa.... mad

yaar 10 marks liye aaya tha hum logo ko

client os marshals the message nd sends it to the remote us frm whre it is send to the server os where it is forwaredto the server stub .The server stub unpacks or unmarshalls the message nd sends the messg to the server for operation of the mesg.The result is generated nd it follows the same process....Finally the result is send back to the calling client procedure....

2 diagrams bhi hai uska....achha hua kisi ne hamhe. message oriented communications nahi poocha....RPC mechanisms aaya tha and RPC failure semantics

woaaaa fir bhi paper ganda rahaa

The Solitary Writer said...

stub to stud

Amrita~Ams said...

@Stiiiiiiiiii fun :P

itra mat tuje aata hai eat bhav :P

btw I know when i appeared for the final exams...;)

Anonymous said...

Hilarious post! You have a superb flair for humourous writing.
I remember having filled sixteen pages on the topic of common cold in my final med exam! Its rumoured that the examiner fell badly ill upon reading my answer :-D

Priya Joyce said...

it's over na..fir tension kahe ki ;)

Resurgence said...

Gal.... Gr8.... I assume that these were ur last exams and you gave it in a trulu 'Engineer way' (The subjects suggest that u r a Comp Sc. Engg. but may be these are taught in IT too).... good post ... kewl.... :)

Amrita~Ams said...

common cold :P..
thxs for ur appreciation :D

yup..all over :D

Amrita~Ams said...


gud to know u r alive :D
yup..ur right...last sem engg exam..done with engg :)..
i m frm IT..

Maya said...


thank god i dropped out early,

joiedevivre said...

tu na chod de engg tere bas ki baat nai hai..mere sath business mein aaja..huggies ka business karenge...

vanilla sky said...

Hehe, this writing full form and filling up pages !
So quite an eventful set of exams:)

Amrita~Ams said...


ab kya idea de rahi hai..ho gaya sabh ab :P..waise huggies ka bussiness hmm...karte hai..mere pass job kaha hai :D

eventful lolz

Stupidosaur said...

Agar tu Geeta ki kassam kha kar kehti hai ki tu sach keh rahi hai aur sach ke siva kuchh nahin keh rahi hai ki tuney bas yahi likha hai aur iskey siva kuchh nahin likha hai, toh bole toh, teri toh vaat lag gayi maami!

Anyways lets hope Geeta dies. That way we will still have Seeta and Amrita will pass!

Aki said...

haha..i did the same in my frn told me a line bout something and i wrote 2 pages...

PS-writing the full forms is necessary :P

nice post by the way

Amrita~Ams said...

geeta gaye bhad mai :P

it was mid sem re...doesnt matter :P
what ever u write i mean scribble :D

yup fullforms are necessary :D

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

ehehheh you wont believe but after reading your post i went to read RCP too but thank god it didnt come in my exam :D *phew*

and my semesters have finished today so yay :D
and STUD instead of STUB HAHHA.

there was this funny inci in school where we had 2 write the jeevani of a certain writer called ramkumar verma , a friend promptly wrote down whatever she knew about ramgopal verma . :D

oh and all the best for the results :)

Anurag said...

Lol..D.S mera accha gayaa tha ....And ste told me that u got 82 % in your exams :O :O

So iss post ka koi tukk nahin bantaa :P :P

Amrita~Ams said...

heheh..tera result aa gaya??nahi aaya toh best luck..or aaya toh..carry forward:P

hehe..haan haan..vo main sem ka toh mid sem hai re...toh tukk bhi sabh banta hai :D..