all the way polluting and passing unhealthy breeze..to be more precise
"Chodo Gandi hawa ka zhoka" and your job done!
Yes you all got it right... this art is called FARTtttttting....!!!!!
arrre wait a part of job is left...now to have to be an actor...yes...an actor..
Farting also gives you golden opportunity to show you acting skills..Look all around..the sniffing world is watching you..but only what you have to do is..Have big lo expression on ur face and a question mark on ur forehead....
koun hai jalim??
Try to give most disgusting look remember you are in acting competition with other victims..
and feel relax..who knows you are the real culprit....
"Farter ko pakadna mushkil he nahi namumkin hai "
To make this moment more relieving,give a cunning smile no less than a devil from inside..
And if you are the victim..then..take my sympathies.
I bet,the most satisfactory thing you can do on the planet..is to fart and smile all the while from inside.
Second: make sure the gas you expelled, has properly reached to the nostrils of people around you..
Third and most important one: If your bowel is not working according to you.Or your bowels' given up and making some creepy sound.
Sometimes in the same tune as "Dhak Dhak karne laga :P" .(Sorry for snapping back this song).Then quickly call your mathematical brain out and
Future extension: For making your fart more smelly,have a proper diet.Eat more beans remember less green,Chana masala,Potatoes or any of such similar stuff which can challenge your digestive system.
Smile, laugh be happy, don't take everything in life too serious, remember its alright to fart, apparently we all do it on average 8 times a day.
You know what the---- Heights of guts :P . It is Farting on before your date.Have guts yar.Try it.
And I am not responsible for any future attyachar made on you.
Thats all !
Feel free and Proud to fart.Its good for health.
Luv you all..Eat well,Fart well
And keep luving me..even if you find me farting somewhere