Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Barking Breaking news !!!!

BARKING NEWS :-


  • The kid exported free of cost by our neighbours- "MASTER KASAB"....at last confessed that he was the one who peed...My message to our neighbours..plz take ur kid back.....because we made him able to do better things than just peeing. (dont ask me extra details :|)
  • After a long term Analysis, lazy billi came to the point that 'Rakhi ka Swayamvar' is actually a show in which Rakhi will choose some guys on basis of nothing(attack) and then those outstanding guy will one by one dump her on basis of everything(counter attack)....(did the above sentence make sense ???)
  • This tym lazy billi is having very-very-terrific-valid excuse reason for her absence..and late updating of blog..Actually she started with a part tym job..yes my first job....boss was not that cruel for 2-3 days but then...SACH KA SAMNA ...
See your innocent baby-lazy blogger is working hard...show some sympathy...stop reading....find a rich guy for her......

Exclusively for you:

  • She started jogging...yes .lazy billi started jogging.....Its not that tough man.....see for easy jogging follow the below steps:

step1. Go to park...park should be far cum near your home..
step2.  Find a bench 
step3. Sit ...slouch...droop...yawn..









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step4. After half an hour..head back to home sweet home..(again by making use of scooty)
step5. At home try to make best possible tiring face....before your parents..
And say loudly "...Jogging is not that easy..."

  • Birthday time :


Its Syed's birthday.....my senior...Mentor...and gem of a person..
All those who haven't wish him....which is most of you....cmon do that :)

Even BRIAN .....our very own Mad's blog..turned 2...so its party time..forgive me..for late update..and enjoy...

luv u all
tc

51 comments:

Simple Syed said...

Thanks Ams :)

If such lazy billis are jogging every morning then I need to start jogging too :P ... yes its not lazy i'm talking abt :P its the billis :P

I havent been here for long .. but i really missed reading ur blogs :)

Mads said...

ur so cute >:D< :D
thanks for wishing my blog :)
and happy birthday to Syed :) :)
and part time job ke liye congrats!! isliye tu online nahi milti aaj kal :(
anyway hehe arre twin rich guys dhundhte hai..tu ek rakh..mai ek rakhungi....
and stop jogging!! u size zero thing :O :P
kasab ki toh....%$&#$%$%^$ X-(

http://whysoserioustoday.blogspot.com said...

hey interesting blog :)

Abhinav said...

that rakhi wali line made some sense after all..

congrats to you for the new job.. enjoy it..! :)
give my regards to yur boss!

hey dhang se jogging kiya karo! x-(

roflindian said...

Gosh! I've been jogging exactly like that for the last three years...and have managed to gain ten huge kilos and twenty huge inches in the process.No mean achievement! :-D

Arv said...

he hee... fun stuff...

happy birthday to ur friend :)

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

point no2 does make complete sense :)

and there's also going to be a part 2 Rakhi ka divorce . ;p

wow great idea for jogging , but i dont have a scooty :(

happy birthday sayed , mentors are always special :)

and have already wished brian on madsy's blog che!

Aki said...

i wished syed bhai on time...2ndly jogging fever haha...delhi se indore :P waise ur jogging idea is good..size 0 se kaise kaam kar sakta hai koi..so njoi ur blushing smiles :P cheers!

The Solitary Writer said...

u r amazingly cute....but u r mad bhii.....hahaha so u call ur self lazy billi... hehe.... funny thaa seriously.... wanna start a humour blog wit me....wt say:P

Girl Next Door said...

Hey Amu ! Welcome Back... And yeah congrats for your job... I know Jogging is not that easy ... LOL :)

Phoenix said...

hahah lazy billi and you? lol! :P


i thought it would have been junglee billi :)

jokes apart one heck of a post to read straight out of my hibernation... :) very refreshing....

vanilla sky said...

Rakhi thing is absolutely right!
And all the best for your job :)
Ahh, I too was very excited about jogging ang guys at park, but then my mom kicked me for coming back and sleeping till 8, hence its off now!
Happy birthday Syed and Mad's Brian :)

Harshita said...

Meow! Meow!

Ki haal lazy billi??

hmm teri observations toh mast hain... aur hain toh tu badi cute...mann karta hain blog se uthakey ghar le jaao...LOL

Rakhi ka toh bheja fry ho raha hain... aur saath mein dekhney waalon ka bhi...

Baaki Kasab shud be hanged.. :D sorry am not that forgiving...

aur job.. hmm I understand.. wat u do thr...

hehe jogging ka idea achaha hain... main bhi yehi karungi... ;)

wish said...

Hi,

Thank You Very Much for sharing this funny but informative article here.

Health Care Tips | Gir National Park

Nice Work Done!!

Paavan

Amrita~Ams said...

@syed
oo thnk god :P..u talking abt billi :P
yes..u came after a long gap :|...
dont repeat this mistake :P..

Amrita~Ams said...

@Mads

heheh not only me :P
WE are so cute :D :D
haaan haan isliye mai ol nahi milti :(.....mai part tym job karke tak chuki hoon...full tym ki toh iccha he mar gayi :P

haan twins..hmmm..mast idea che :D


@y so serious
thxs for the visit :)
nice display pic :)

Amrita~Ams said...

@y2A

hao acche se karungi jogging.aise toh muje mummy bhi nahi bolti :|
regard to my boss???y is he paying to u ??:O


@rolf

gain ten huge kilos and twenty huge inches in the process. :O:O:O...mummmmmmmmmmmy.....
I will jog seriously from 2morow..pakka

Amrita~Ams said...

@amrita :D
btw...rakhi part2 divorce..part one kabhi nikla??

no scooty???activa???
take sumthing...which can help u to reach park..in static position..i guess u got the point..after all we are AMRITAS :P
yup mentors are always special :D

Amrita~Ams said...

@arv
heheh..thxs :)


@AKI....
on time :P...i tried hard to be on time :|
size zero mat bol :P...
yup from delhi to indore :D

Amrita~Ams said...

@sti fun

hass mat zyada..
is that a offer or order??:P

@gal next door :D
:D
u called me amu ..hehe..thats my nick name..
thxs :)
yu jogging is very tuf :P

Amrita~Ams said...

@raka..
how u??
hows the place??
u ok?? :D:D:D:D

heheh jungli billi :P
gud to know my post refreshed u :)


@vanila
same pinch :D
park guys :P
thxs :)
coming back and sleeping till 8 :P:P:P

Amrita~Ams said...

@harshita

heheh
thxs re..
haan utha le muje...blog se D:
tu bhi aisi jogging start kar :D

@wish
welcome welcome...
my pleasure :D

Jagjit said...

whatever. i want a longer post from u soon.

and i will be rich a few years. :)

hahahaha!!!!

okay happybirthday to Syed and Even BRIAN.

tc.

Suyog said...

hey long time...job ki bat ab bataai(details needed)......ok nice ...and kasab ki baat kar ke "dimaag ki ammma mat karein yaar" (kuch yaad aaya :D)
joggin u dont need it the lazzy _ SKINY billli :P

Uncommon Sense said...

mujhe junglee billi pasand hai..

Resurgence said...

Gal.... tu jogging karne lagi.... :)... Maine bhi shuru kiya tha par phir aalas ne majboor kar diya aur main aaram se baitha raha.... waise congo for the job even if it means a part time job.... njoy and remain as jovial as ever...... :)

peter said...

Rakhi herself is senseless how can ur show and hence ur point make any sense ?

Jogging is not easy ..whoever says it is, is a liar and may his/ pants catch fire X-(

Happy b'day to syed and Brian :)

http://whysoserioustoday.blogspot.com said...

thanx so much for dropping by ... please visit again... n i dunno y weneva I read the name ASMI ... it feels so sweet :)

Aw.S.M said...

oye congrats on the part time job...finally u have a somewhat sane reason for the late updates :P...and jogging is not easy :P...

luv
amith

joiedevivre said...

mein nai thi toh lagta hai bohot kuch miss kar diya....

sreehari said...

http://sree9898blog.blogspot.com/2008/03/excerpts-from-arun-shouries-falling.html

wud like to know ur opinions.. i m commenting only gals bcos if i get a gal to comment u indirectly hit d guys hehehe so plz co-operate ;) atleast consider d time i spent on it :D

abhisheksardar said...

happy b'day syed.

and what the hell you are running for?? size zero.

Faheem said...

U've been doing a part time job!! thats great.. congrats for it. and as usual another extremely funny post. :D:D

and Happy Birthday Syed. :)

Akshat said...

Hey Ams!!

The post was very funny...

The jogging trick....I've been doing for a while now!! :P

Take Care

P.S. I am back

P.P.S.
Happy b'day to Syed and Brian!! :D

Nidzzi said...

hey m shifted to www.drunkthought.blogspot.com

pls leave msg in ur blog abt change in ur blog link.thanks..
bye bye

Daisy Blue said...

Thats a cute little smiley in your header :-) !!

Rane (The Orchid with All Shades Pink) said...

Asmi,

omg! that was hilarious or what.. and if jogging is this easy, I am starting from tomorrow.. ;)

Hope you haven't forgotten me..

Kajal(the pink orchid)

Amrita~Ams said...

@J

hmmmmmmmmmm..accha.. i m taking ur comment seriously :P:P

@suoyg
dont call me skinny billi ok :P

Amrita~Ams said...

@uncommon sense..
ooo toh DON ban jao :D

@Resurgence

haan..tu mere jaise jogging kar kabhi nahi aalas aayega :P
thxs :D
yup i will

Amrita~Ams said...

@peter
ja sarcastic comment mat de :| :|
u go n jog


@ y so serious

pleasure mine..
thxs for liking my blog's name

Amrita~Ams said...

@amith aka ranbir :P

chal oye..i always give sane reason but..u ppl dont understand my feeling that is diff thing :|

@joie
haan :P

Amrita~Ams said...

@shreehari
that was tuff one :P

@aks
haan haan size zero :D..
moti ho gayi hoon mai

Amrita~Ams said...

@Faheem

thxs :D

hows u???

@akshat
missed u re..
hows u??how was ur exam..
post karo ab jaldi se

Amrita~Ams said...

@nidhizz
ok :)

@daisy
:) yup...

@kajal
:O..
u back
i missed ur blog..
hw can i forget,u,,
hows u??
n thxs :D

Rane (The Orchid with All Shades Pink) said...

bhooli nahi hai and blog follow nahi kar rahi hai.. :( kyu oye?

Sid 'Ravan' Kabe said...

Hey nice news....following ur blog nowon...see you on my blog too...;)

Chriz said...

a whole round up with dedications and sweet national news

Rushabhh Gandhi said...

Voilaaa..
Light post....:)
good lazy billi...good

Phoenix said...

you should really consider being a tv journo u know... we can swap anyday u want? :P :)


:P lol!

happy birthday to your friend

bondgal_rulz said...

Dunno how I missed this earlier!!

Too late for the congratulations and the bday wishes right?

And why in the world would you even want to pretend that you jog?? Gayab hona hai kya?

AMIT said...

Hahaha excellent again.Thanks for it.

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