Sunday, July 5, 2009

Being Amrita......its hard dear...!

O yeah I am alive.....!!
lazy billy alive !

many ppl now ping me ,scrap me or message me like this-
"u still alive??"
"u gone??"

So i decided to come up with a new post, to make all those ppl realize that they are not so lucky,
they have to wait more for my funeral party :|

Lazy billy updates:

Well it has been around 20 days now since i completed my engineering and it has been
around 20 days since i am wondering why i have done so.....
when all my batchmates are damn busy in looking for options to save their future...

I am keeping myself busy with all following things:

1. Pretending that i am very busy,really i am not :|.

2. Giving advices free of cost to my cousins on subjects like-
How to lie your parents.

How to move on
How not to get dumped.
How to pull leg and how to prevent ur ass after doing the same.
After failing terribly from all sides, How to make faces to look innocent.
and last but not the least ...How to waste time effectively....

3. Bugging frnds on gtalk/yahoo/orkut/fb by verses like "i dont have job...u dont have job...and no one have job".....

4. Discussing with parents on topics like : "That dumbo guy dont deserves that job... he/she was lucky..why God doing all this to me ?? why mom ??? why??"...and this is how I try to escape.

5. Eating everything and exercising not at all...(soon i will qualify to look disgusting).

DEFAULT CASE: Sleeping all the time and keep telling oneself - "Ams you worked a lot,go baby sleep a little"

It was the first time for me when people around me abased me and made me realize
how insincere i am..
how lazy i am...and
how deliberately I waste time...( as if i dont know)...

I did handled the situation pretty well...all the way looking coward...

But its fun to be yourself.....
But its hard... :D

wait..i have to leave...someone whining...I guess " Amrita struck on the thirteen floor of the building "

bye folks..
enjoy n tc..


Jagjit said...

Glad to see u back. congrats on being an engineer :) all the best for the job and yeah i think i wud need ur advice too, if u don't charge or something ;) funny cats :) write more often. :) take care ams.

Amrita~Ams said...

thxs jagjit :)
nice to c u too :D
well nice shoes...ahaaaaan...

Jagjit said...

wait. wondering do i need to mention on all posts that 'it was funny'? coz they always are. :)

IcE MaiDeN said...

hey there!!!
i loved every word of ur writeup :P :D LMAOO!!!! amazing

congrats on makin it thru 4 years successfully. :P :D :)

N i lovee d billi ke pics.. :) :) awwwww so cutteee... :)


IcE MaiDeN said...

hey there!!!
i loved every word of ur writeup :P :D LMAOO!!!! amazing

congrats on makin it thru 4 years successfully. :P :D :)

N i lovee d billi ke pics.. :) :) awwwww so cutteee... :)


Anonymous said...


Abhinav said...

arey you were never gone... jo log dilo main base hote hain woh kab gayab hote hain!!!

do something now.. 20 days fun is Enough!!

peter said...

life is stagnant like never before ...this phase sucks ..srsly ...SUCKS :(

I want to go to college again :(

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

tell me about it !

btw i really liked the kitty-kat pics:)

arre thodi masti to allowed hai na.

Suyog said...

it really sucks in big time to find urself searching the ideas to kill time ....i guess the days of HARD work we used to do in the college days were faar better than this...

Dhanya said...

Yay! You are still aliveeee...One of the funniest bloggers is up and writing again :D As usual, hilarious post!

Btw, how are you ? ;) (continuing with our Orkut rituals)

vanilla sky said...

Can I have the billis please?? They are cho chweet:)

Nice to see you back :)

- Sugar Cube - said...

you are giving advice on how to lie to parents & pull legs ? :P tell me too :P

waise even i've bcome an expert on 'how to waste time effectively'

the cat pics are cute ( specially the 3rd one )..even though i hate cats :(

Resurgence said...

Gal... chal koi to zinda hai... badhaiyan.... :)... Congrats on completeing ur engineering... now u too have joined the ever growing family of "good for nothing professionals" (Don't take it personally... I also am an engineer... :) ).... abt Job.. do not worry... as per my friend... naukri sabki ek na ek din lagti hi hai... :).... Njoy and remain as 'bindaas' as u r ... :)

Harshita said...


Jai ho Guru maiya ki!!... Jai ho...

hahahaha @#3

#4... arey yeh sabsey achcha time pass hain... bhadaas nikalo time pass.

#5 ah! how much I love it... I already look pretty disgusting... :D :D

I love the cute billi with her hands up... bilkul tere jaisi... look at that innocent face... u teach ppl abt.

:D :D

Anonymous said...

That cat in the 'It wasn't me man' pic is ridiculously naked. Go, find a half pant for him (er?) first. Lol!

Mayz said...

damn!! that takes me back in time to my days when i finished wid my grad :P

hary!! said...

cute pics... and yeah now i remember wat i was doin when i fin my UG..boy o boy,,,dat was one toughie!..he he

Amrita~Ams said...

u mention watevr you feel :P....(do ams want to know how funny her post are??):P...nyways :)..thxs :)...
do i need to say thxs everytime :D

Amrita~Ams said...

@IcE MaiDeN

Even i luved every word of ur comments...i luv when things favour me :P....
thxs :):)
well I will let the billisssss know i how cute they r :D...

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Mads said...

i totally get it...all the frustration..
congrats firstly...
and lol @ the post...its ironic that its funny...
excuse me...u need to eat and put on weight....
*snorts on reading that u will look disgusting*
arre gtalk aa jao...humare saath chattin karo..aish karo \:D/ u deserve the break before the world breaks your back :-w

Mads said...

pics are adorable btw..!!! :D

Amrita~Ams said...


"jo log dilo main base hote hain woh kab gayab hote hain" :P:P..heheh...thxs for that..
20 days enuf??:O...u sounding lyk my parents

u in same situtation...
hugs >:D< ...:P:P

Amrita~Ams said...

@ll be tru...oohoo...kitna bada naam hai..
i mean @ gud :D..
han han masti allowed hai ...

Amrita~Ams said...

@suyog...same kill tym

hehhe...missed ur comment...even if i didnt published ny post :P

Orkut fine..hows u???? :P:P

Amrita~Ams said...

@ vanilla..
yeah yeah ..take it...they are free of cost...gifted by google :P

thxs :)

@sugar cube..
u hate cat..???:O:O:O
no no...dont say that.....

yeah to pull leg..and lie parents is free :P

Amrita~Ams said...

"naukri sabki ek na ek din lagti hi hai.."..
ll copy this ans my parents :D..
tu he ek frnd hai :P

thxs :)

Amrita~Ams said...

velli amu :P...sounds pretty good :P...

tu bohoot cute hai...moti bhi hogi toh kuch nahi..mast or cute dikhegi :D..saccchi or mucchi bhi :D

Amrita~Ams said...

can u plz assume that s(he) had wear sumthing ..:P..
oo comon...skip that..dont concentrate :P...n stop taking my post seriously :D

Amrita~Ams said...

nice pic man :D...funny one..

"eah now i remember wat i was doin when i fin my UG..boy o boy..ahan :P:P..."...

Amrita~Ams said...


so now..tym to say..same pinch :P..

Amrita~Ams said...

@mads :D..
"its ironic that its funny"..:|:\:w:P

well i m turning fat...and yes..gtalk pe masti marni hai :P..we do have lots and lots of topics to chat :d
gud to know u like pics :D..

Anonymous said...

glad to see you back ams :)

aleem azmi said...

first of all congrarts for being an engg.....u have posted fantastic articles which touches heart deeply
keep it up
God bless u

Girl Next Door said...

Hey Amrita ! Great to see you back.. And your updates were really cute... I can relate to pint no. 2 and 4. I usually do this.

Give advice free of cost and always blame luck for not achievieng something..

Lol ... But it's fun !!!

Enjoy Sweety :)


bondgal_rulz said...

Ammuuuu !!!! Inne time baad post kia!!!

Hmmpphhhh !!!!!

Arre you are doing the perfect thing!! Enjoy as much as you can, for I'm sure such a period of time is not gonna come again in your life. :P

And ohhh!! billiyan badi cuti hain..ekdum teri tarah. :P

Take care

Suyog said...

i just forget to ask one thing dear ....WATS the "keyword" u type at Google to get such amazing pics ???

Jagjit said...

ya. i like to be thanked every then and now. :D

Uncommon Sense said...

u are an entertainer not an engineer, forget about the engineering thing,, ur posts are so entertaining... i think u shud re-think abt ur career

nice pics,,

Shraddha said...

congrates for becoming a engg. nd stop crying for joblessness v all r same..nd ones again nice post filled with lots of stuff to laugh at..

nameera said...

you don't sound like a 21 at all.. :D

was lurking at amiths blog..and found you!
nice post!!

Apparently intellectual said...

congrats for completing your engg!!
and yes..ppl tell me all the time how i waste my time so much n blah blah!!
its sucks..i feel like kickung their butt asking them to mind their own business!!

nice blog u have here...

Aw.S.M said...

Oh u done with meditating with the Buddha? Or were u away climbing the Himalayas??!! WHAT THE **** yaar kitna time lagaa ti ho blog update karne mein!! UFFFF!!

Am glad u r back...and funny post as usual..congrats on becoming an engineer..:D....and dont worry job in due time mil jaayega..and then u ll have to worry!!..hehe

Enjoy the time u have..coz this time wont come again...


Chriz said...

yes you are alive.. and now are you back snoozing to glory?

13th floor?

Amrita~Ams said...

@sam >:D<

@aleem azmi..
u serious..:O..its touched deeply..
oo juct a question...u ok???:P

Amrita~Ams said...

@Girl Next Door
yup blaming the best think..
and thxs :)

@ bondgal_rulz

haan issssssssssha :D...
well will certainly enjoy..thxs :)

Amrita~Ams said...


olrgt then..lets start...

Amrita~Ams said...

@ Uncommon Sense
oo can u talk to my mom abt it :P..
thxs for that..i think...rethinks it everytime....:|

anyways..thxs uncommon sense..
i luved ur name :D

Amrita~Ams said...

@ Shraddha
same to u..darlo :D


plz...dont tell me..i sound oldy??:P..i m serious...i m 21..and this is the perfect age to fall in luv..:P

thxs for the visit :)

Amrita~Ams said...

@Apparently intellectual

hugs..u suffering frm the same :|...
anyways..i advice u to kick those make them shut...

thxs for d visit :)

Amrita~Ams said...

@Aw.S.M ....amith :D

atlast..ranbir..came up with those golden wordsss...:: WTF :P:P:P:D

thxs..and job...oo..dont tell job mil he jayega..go tell my parents..:D
thxs anyways..for u comment :D

yup..snoozing to glory :F
13th floor :P..never exist..for more info go google search....:D

Shaunak said...

Engineering done? How the heck are you alive? :O
Glad that you are ^_^

LOL @ Cats
LOL @ Ams
Lazy billy has lots in common with me. We need to chat =D

divsi said...

5. Eating everything and exercising not at all...(soon i will qualify to look disgusting).

hahaha! bingo bingo! [ i m so glad there's sumone who shares my feelings..sigh! ] ;)

Mahesh Sindbandge said...

So u r bheegi billi..?? LOlz.....

i dont believe it.. :-P

quite a refreshing post :-)

Welcome back...( was i suppose to say that ? :D)


Faheem said...

wow.. Amrita's back.. :) lol..
nice to see your updates. I'm also facing a similar situation lol..
All the best and keep blogging

Its my life said...

wow Amrita, that was cool write up by you.. Nice blog you have and nice to meet. this is my first comment on your place.. Please do take some time to have a look at my posts..
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Amrita~Ams said...

haana...that the diff...lazy billi hv..:P..she can resist himesh reshmiya also..engg..toh choti moti baat hai :D...

yup chat..(i want to use that verses on u...)..
but i guess u hv job :(:(:P...
btw..why lol@ams???:O..thats my name :(...

Amrita~Ams said...

now come give me a hug and say SAME PINCH :D..
and then we both will yell bingo :d..

bheegi billi..that no..she is boring..n i m not that..thou i irritate :D...
cmon..i ll not kill..u..if you say wb ..

Amrita~Ams said...

nice to see ur comment :D.. sympathy for u..
oo yeah u can give me :P...
thxs same to u..:)

@Its my life..
thxs for the visit..
keep visiting my place..:)..(highly recommended by many crapy scientist):D..

hey u got a gud blog too :) off 2 ur blog.

Anonymous said...

Pehle to congratulations :)

Aur phir, good luck :)

LOL... The post was fun :)

Have a great weekend :)


Kartz said...

A fellow engineer welcomes you to the fold. :)

Tto, ki plans madam?

Take care, and good luck!


Shaunak said...

hahaha...exclusive club hai kya? Only jobless ppl can chat with you? In that case, good news, coz in two weeks I'll be jobless again :P

lol@ams coz she makes me laugh and is lotsa entertainment and fun.
Laughing with u re, not at u. Chill =D

Amrita~Ams said...

@miss kido :D..
congrates :O...r u kidding Miss kido?:P..
anyways thxs..
and thxs fr the visit :)
enjoy n tc

oye nice to c ur comment after long tym..i missed it :). u mean..
fellow engg wants to give sympathy..:P
tc :)

Amrita~Ams said...

@kartz..tto??? m i dumb to ask this question :O..??

aaila..pic change...:D
now when ur going to b jobless..come join club..yup its exclusively for jobless ppl..who crib,who cry....but after that they all are ready on one leg to spend their parents money lavishly :D ..

thxs re :)..
okok..btw..u can laugh at me too :D

Anurag said...

me probably is gfoing through the same phase....

Lolable post :)

Anurag said...

*going :P

Stupidosaur said...

cool! Distributed systems didn't get u flunked!

Now you may live happily ever after till something else becomes your death!

Hope its not a dog. Or mouse that had just eaten rat poison ;)

Amrita~Ams said...

yeah..same phase..
n thxs for the visit :)


that description was of midsem re..

"Now you may live happily ever after till something else becomes your death!"..thxs for this..i owe u for this :P

and yeah..
its a cat :P

Anonymous said...

follow .. me ... !!

Catch me .. !!

if u can ..

m ur shadow now .. !!

BIG Omi said...

Yes youre alive and kickin !

Good to catch u back!!

Kudos for joining jobless engineer's guild!

Post was cool loved those billi-bonkers


Amrita~Ams said...

oo yeah :P...

now i came to know the reason..y the wall having 2
shadows now a was of mine..n other was of........
ummm actually I cant figure out that animal :P..

Amrita~Ams said...

@big omi

u loved those biily..oks..take that then :D..
nice to c ur comment omi..

Chriz said...

come back girl.. u r gone again

pseudo intellectual said...

congrats on becoming an engineer. and u'll get a job soon enough, till then, LIVE IT UP!:D

Sneha said...

You witty kat. u r amazing.:)
congrats engineer sahiba.

Anonymous said...

itni saari billian...

aur khali dimag to shaitaan ka ghar hota hai hi...padhi likhi berozgar :P

Simple Syed said...

I need few lessons from u :) ..

U missed 1 subject .. How to Start with a new one :P

Nice kitty pics ;)

Amrita~Ams said...

thxs for the alarm

hmm :)

hehehe..thxs dear :)
pic mast hai...

u wapas aa gaya..:D:D:D
Welcome back

anytime for u :)
buss....the day i will get joining i will start new thread for our company.."ASK AMRITA :P"

AMIT said...

Hey nice to see u alive.Hahhaa kidding yaar.Superb post.

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Anonymous said...

Really its funny and cool. In that, I like two images such as cat drinking milk and It wasn't me man. Innovative thinking...
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