Thursday, September 17, 2009

N.E.W.S == Non-Essential-Worthless-Saga

Are u sure, you want to Kill Ekta kapoor,as she gave us unbearable...
Touch+itching daily soaps...?
Try watching News channels....
specially those who have "BREAKING NEWS" for 24hrs...u will surely change ur mind and
will shoot this channel ppl first...

Some days before..I was sitting in a restaurant..and watching some hindi news channel...they kept on repeating their
"5 min mai hoga pardha fash.."
"5 min mai hoga sacchai ka samna"
"5 min...."
"5 min...."
and they continued this crap for another 20 mins.
What the heck??

My message to them....
If you cannot give us some sensible news...then plz give us one thing..what we need and what only you can provide: Your Absence

Do they smear their face with soot before showing all this?

why they feel common man wants uncommon news???

Yeah its a truth that everyone is not intelligent like me (I insist you, to agree on this :P)
to differentiate-between-Fake-and-Real News...but then what about those who cant???
someone told me, illiteracy rate in India is high.....then these ppl can compile any news in any sense
...but then who cares??

Now a nephew prefer Watching News channels than cartoon network...y??obviously bcoz they are more entertaining and contain more interesting virtual crap....and Breaking News like:

"lizard will crawl up or down??"
"will she go left or turn right??"
and even they showed footage of some best possible horribly bad looking lizard...!
bang on!!! Is this something to be shown on television???
I mean, Man why would we want to know in which direction a lizard wants to go??

Anyways..if any small kid at ur home doing the same..then plz Stop them if you don't want their mental growth be stunted!

But then my doubt is who is responsible for all this???
whom should we blame??

-For Their High TRP's.
-or the Media people .

you know what due to these channels...we also dropped our plan of buying tata now there is no need for recording serials
if missed any..NEWS channels are there..they show all the episodes..yes repeat telecast..many times...
So even without Tata Sky our life is Jhingalala....

Daily soaps...comedy shows...
what next??

P.S: You all might me wondering....y i updated my blog so soon.well avai yar.....for a change :P..

love you all...
enjoy n tc


Suyog said...

Arush ko samhaal re ladki , nahi to he will also be frustrated like you when he will grow up !!

waise y u watch TV in the restaurant ???
yes i wondered how u updated ur blog so quickly ..i mean ..its like ...ok cut the crap !!
billi gone wild in this post . :P

Suyog said...

hey i m the first one ..yippy :D

Harshita said...

:)Well said...

Sab ki yehi kahaani... :( Sab dukhi hain news channels se, but then we have a choice to NOT watch them... :D I watch TIMES NOW, not coz I am intelligent... just that... wahan Actual News type stuff aata hain...

And even Doordarshan is gud... apney bachpan waala... :D

ur tu roz update kar blog... i toh love ur posts...

An Ordinary Gal said...

hey loved the pic :D

take care!!

Faheem said...

wow.. I knew u could pull this off.. wow.. splendid post..!!
funny yet thought provoking.
and yeah.. ur right abt the Tata sky waala thing.. I happend to watch the whole of the Rakhi Sawant thing on headlines today.. lol..
and wat an abbreviation for N.E.W.S!! :D
Awesome post.. keep rocking.. :)

Abhinav said...

I stopped watching these kind of news a decade ago!

Girl Next Door said...

LOL :) Even me and my friends make fun of these news channel... Especially that dialogue: "Chain se sona hai to jaag jaao" .. ha ha ha. Sansani ...

Really, News channels suck these days.

Aditya said...

i do agree with ur comment on tata sky.....ha ha ......

anyways.....amrita..i am going to bhopal for MBA...not having ur cell number..if u have mine(i hope so...) then gimmi a msg...will talk 2 u..

Roo-Ba-Roo said...
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Roo-Ba-Roo said... seems you are irritated with all these are right..Whenever we tune on any news channel there is always BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Aur Ekta kapoor k serials k kya kehne..jitna kam bola jaye utna hi achcha hai

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

oh you caught on too .

i have also seen " faridabad me raste ke beechon beech do bhaison ki fight" and " kya bobby darling bhi apna swayamvar rachaengi/ga ??"

nowdays i'm so weary of breaking news that i watching anything other than that!

aur bhi irritated hone ke liye that new show where parents dont know about a good orphanage and give their kid to rakhi sawant , bhi hai .

- acha hua that u updated your blog :)

chirag said...

there are lot of channesl who do this type of foolish things
and they will doing this untill they get viewers
but i think there should be some rules on what type of news a news channel can show

Chriz said...

most news channels and internet news sites are using sex to sell news.. cheap...
and wonderful thought hitter of a post

Mayz said...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh me loves this post...more so coz wat u wrote here aisa laga mere dil se nikla hai...

sometimes i wonder whether these so called news channels even have jorons...infact my theory is they have story writers who come to office every mrng n wonder wat shud they show tdy

Hemanth Potluri said...

its nice post channel some times bring up the crapiest things in life...i stopped watching news thats y...:)..


- Sugar Cube - said...

lol...that 5 min ka suspense is really bugging.

'even w/o tata sky..our life is jinghala' :D haha!

- Sugar Cube - said...

lol...that 5 min ka suspense is really bugging.

'even w/o tata sky..our life is jinghala' :D haha!

Sweet Addiction said...

i too have stopped watching tv news for this reason. Its better t read newspaper of read news onlne,

Shaunak said...

India TV during 26/11 Mumbai blasts:

Commissioner ka kutta kho gaya!

Kickass news channel!!

Dhanya said...

News is so entertaining no? Exact same reason why I like to watch em ;)

You should now trying watching 'Perfect Bride' on Star Plus ;) Mast! :D

Uncommon Sense said...

for an hour one day they were showing about a cat sitting on a roof of a house,,, its true... they were showing if the cat will be able to get down or not....

and the other day they were showing the house of ravan.. and i guess next they will show ram's underwear

MultiMenon said...

BREAKING NEWS is soo exciting!! it might break open anytime..I call this irresponsible and irrational media work..Channels like Aaj tak and their crop of hindi news trash should be banned,I say.. :P

Nice one ams.. :) 377.. :P :D

Take care.. :)


joie de vivre said...

sabko yeh toh bata kiske kehne pe tune likha hai..

me me me me

Resurgence said...

well well... koi gusse me hai... :) I completely agree with you and then I disagree as well... :) TVs nowadays come with remote... change the channel if you do not like it... encourage the kid to do something else rather than watching rubbish news... neways kids would do better if they play outside (unfortunately hamare sehron me ab khelne ki jagah bhi kam reh gayi hain... :) )... also why pointing specifically to Hindi channels (I know they are culprits but then the english news channels live in a different world in attempts to showcase 'reality')... and please do not use 'illiteracy' as the measure of 'intelligence'/'ability of comprehension of situations'... i think life is the biggest teacher... being literate just helps in making the 'comprehension' of a story called 'world' a little easier... :)... Sorry for being in a preachy mode again and for this long and boring comment... :)

Anonymous said...

I don't have TV. Yay!!

Yeh sab tum hi jhelo. :P

crackpot said...

you are a writer gal...
loved the post...true...with embraced humor...:)..
keep writing

HaRy!! said...

a goood thought...and now i realise...some reason i hav stopped following yu and lost in track of yur blogs...cya tak care around again!


sawan said...

try watching cnbc for a change - ie if u cud stand the world of business. it is one no nonsense channel i watch.

good write up, cud go as an editorial, y dont u sent it to some one?

Matangi Mawley said...

hmmm... new things remain new for only a short while! just when we had thought tht news channels are going to be one big relievers from ekta kapoor.. they prove to be equally bakwaas!
good write up!

bondgal_rulz said...

Nice post! It's sad that in the war of media ethics vs. business gimmicks, the latter seems to be emerging the winner.

ROFL @ the pic!!! Sahiiii!!! :D


अनिल कान्त : said...

आपने बिलकुल सही लिखा है :)

Amrita~Ams said...

haan aarush ko sambhal k rakha hai :D:D

jai ho :P

Amrita~Ams said...

seriously DD is better :D
i toh love u re :D

@ordinary gals
thxs for the visit:)

Amrita~Ams said...

gud to know u like this...:D
thxs for the idea :)


Amrita~Ams said...

@girl next door

Chain se sona hai to jaag jaao" .. ha ha ha. Sansani ..lolzzzzzzzzz

yeah same feel...
they sucks!

Amrita~Ams said...

@adi tata sky...still jhingalala..:P

@roo-baa -roo
u been to my blog before??
haan..frustated..bcoz now a days i do nothing :P..
thxs for ur comment :)

Amrita~Ams said...


aur bhi irritated hone ke liye that new show where parents dont know about a good orphanage and give their kid to rakhi sawant , bhi hai :O:O:O
wide eys..
aisi news bhi thi???
btw hows u???

Amrita~Ams said...

true..they shud better do that

:):)..gud to know u liked it :)

Amrita~Ams said...


dil se nikla hai mere bhi:D:D
arre they do have...story writers...who r imaginative...

@ Hemanth Potlur
haan u done right thing..i shud stop watching it now.

Amrita~Ams said...

@Sugar Cube

hey after a long tym..
yes...5 min...goes on for the whole the whole day :|

@ Sweet Addiction
han..print ppl are doing gr8

Amrita~Ams said...

@ Shaunak
kick !:P

seriously??u like it :O:O

perfect bride..
haan seen it 2-3 tyms..

Amrita~Ams said...

@Uncommon Sense
khe khe !

underwear :P:p
if they will show this..i m gonna watch it for sure :D

Amrita~Ams said...


haan they shud be banned..

@ joie de vivre

je ne pas..hatt futt :P

Amrita~Ams said...


i was waiting for ur comment :P..
hmmm...remote is there..but my point is..are we raising our voice against dese..if not...then y??
n i didn't pointed ny hindi channel..english channels doing the same crap..but ya..i was watching india tv on that day..
abt that illiteracy one..will note that :)

Amrita~Ams said...


accha hai!

thxs dear

Amrita~Ams said...

hey gud to see ur comment after long tymm...
thxs :)..

they will let me??

Amrita~Ams said...

@Matangi Mawley

gud to know u like this :)
thxs for the visit keep visiting :)


oye baccha..pic le ja..if u like that :D:D

Amrita~Ams said...

@अनिल कान्त

thxs :)
thxs for the visit..

arpsri said...

So how does it feel after getting so many comments ?

No, I am not asking this , may be these news channel ppl will ask u this stupid question !! :P

Vittaldas Prabhu said...

The news channel walas are the most sadistic people I have ever come across. The other day they were showing a fist fight between two young people. There was not a Policeman in sight. That means they somehow got tipped of this fight breaking out, and they went to cover it "Live". There was no major damage, but people got minor injuries. They focused on a person's fingers that was now bleeding. They rolled it over and over again. I don't what these people want? So insensitive and inglorious.

Though this post is quite hilarious, I had to write about something little grim above. But that's the fact. Nice post.