Recession and i born together :(

Is amrita a.k.a ~ams is in recession ?????

Why????

Why i am going to b a pass-out of batch 2009..as its not happening news in any way in this downfall situtation...

i dont want to increase my country's unemployements percentage.

I swear upon you :P its not my mistake, its actually and practically my Birth-date flaw !(not going into detail of my birth-date :| still regrets) 

Let me tell u one thing...

What's inferior standing one can have.....

An engg...and that too from IT stream!

its actually like committing crime...the people(specially ur relatives) will ogle at you as if you have done offense less serious than a felony and if you are not yet placed then its felony.

               Some will look at you as if you actually caught delving into your nose and taking out yellowish and black hair mixture glop.

 "recession is in air"

every news channels have the same news...with same Chittambaram named facade:

" world in recession , GDP to fall further"

SENSEX -- down

NASDAQ --  down

NSE --down

Nifty--down

BSE -- down

And if you know some other stock exchanges then they r also down...n if not then ' wait n watch' they ll b soon ....

Now a days R-factor ,downfall,meltdown are d HOT topics for discussion.To my surprise my neighbour Rathor Aunty whom i never heard gossiping other than Saas-bahu serials and sarees was also talking about the stock market !

but still u know Rathor aunty is sweet yaar . She pampered me after the outcome of US Elections and said ""Obama aa gaya hai beta sabh thik ho jayega"".

As if Obama is coming to recruit in my college.

Lets learn more about Recession-

"In economics, the term recession generally describes the reduction of a country's GDP for at least two quarters. The usual dictionary definition is "a period of reduced economic activity", a business cycle contraction."

guess wat ! yes, tats our own wikipedia....who itself is asking for funds ...wiki needs you yar  "Donate now..".

but its sick !

i dont want to know what recession....why recession... and.... how come recession its all fucking annoying!

for final year engg student like me its actually like -----In the middle of sea on 'canoe without paddles to propel' and sometime feel even like without canoe when galoot and kook ppl around you who even mug up interview questions get through.

Interview questions now a days are like-

HR: where you see urself after 2 years

Student:Sir,at my home waiting for my offerletter

and with this Christmas Limerick also has changed:

 "jingle bells, jingle bells

 recession all the way

 naukari-chaukari nahi milegi,

 betu kuch bhi kar le :P "