Being Amrita......its hard dear...!

O yeah I am alive.....!!

lazy billy alive !

many ppl now ping me ,scrap me or message me like this-

"u still alive??"

"u gone??"

"zinda??"

So i decided to come up with a new post, to make all those ppl realize that they are not so lucky,

they have to wait more for my funeral party :|

Lazy billy updates:

Well it has been around 20 days now since i completed my engineering and it has been

around 20 days since i am wondering why i have done so.....

when all my batchmates are damn busy in looking for options to save their future...

I am keeping myself busy with all following things:

1. Pretending that i am very busy,really i am not :|.

2. Giving advices free of cost to my cousins on subjects like-

How to lie your parents.

How to move on

How not to get dumped.

How to pull leg and how to prevent ur ass after doing the same.

After failing terribly from all sides, How to make faces to look innocent.

and last but not the least ...How to waste time effectively....

3. Bugging frnds on gtalk/yahoo/orkut/fb by verses like "i dont have job...u dont have job...and no one have job".....

4. Discussing with parents on topics like : "That dumbo guy dont deserves that job... he/she was lucky..why God doing all this to me ?? why mom ??? why??"...and this is how I try to escape.

5. Eating everything and exercising not at all...(soon i will qualify to look disgusting).

DEFAULT CASE: Sleeping all the time and keep telling oneself - "Ams you worked a lot,go baby sleep a little"

It was the first time for me when people around me abased me and made me realize

how insincere i am..

how lazy i am...and

how deliberately I waste time...( as if i dont know)...

I did handled the situation pretty well...all the way looking coward...

But its fun to be yourself.....

But its hard... :D

wait..i have to leave...someone whining...I guess " Amrita struck on the thirteen floor of the building "

bye folks..

enjoy n tc..

Exam's pink or blues???

Atlast..she is back....

I mean...The lazy billy, with all its crap is backkkkkk....

Another in the string of posts that will start with all the bullshit, poop,irish bull...and will messily end up with jerk to save from it...What i mean to say is..

I am back with another totally mindless blog post.....So beware before proceeding..

Just imagine......You are preparing for a Municipality types exam...and suddenly u face stanford/MIT beckon.same was the case with me.Yes our university got highly impressed by IPL and came up with Final examination time table.

Anyways..Even this time I tried my level best and managed to screw up my exams....

Mid sems was a formality..because end sems was in vicinity.

Quite obviously i was not that serious about my mid sems....

So this was the way I managed to take my mid sems.....

(mid sem's blues ):

1st paper : web engg

I entered the examination hall even without pen....anyways got that from almighty frnds 

As i got my ppr....I scanned it twice, no I guess trice....as usual....there was not even 1 question that was familiar....

It was like facing current affair questions of timbaktoo....

When I looked around..everyone was busy in scribbling their answer sheet..

2nd paper :Distributed systems (appeared with distributed brain)

It was a terrible experience..When I was entering the exam hall..I heard from my frnd..who was leaking confidential info with full confidence...

FRND: "oye..RPC aaya hai...their is a question on RPC "

ME: lo look..??:O:O ...accha...you sure??...by the way,what is RPC???

FRND: Client make a request to the server for its resources by making clien stub, the server fulfil its

request by server stub.....!!!!...rest all write in your own words..yar..

ME: allright !

" I entered the hall as if ' Newton with gravitational force and his apple appearing to take the physics exam...."

(If I would have been in place of newton I would hv surely eaten that apple..to save the lives of poor gravitionally harmed students....with Amrita's law of eating apples..)

Then I got the paper..I scanned it..My brain notified..RPC FOUND

RPC found (it was last question)..

I started writing..short note on RPC.As i was having much time in my hands....I started writing in my best possible hand writing.

I scribbled 4 pages.....yes 4 PAGES on "RESOURCE PROCEDURE CALL (RPC)"....by activating the blogging-engineer inside me....shown all the creativity,innovation,imaginative power.....To answer it..

After it..I peeped in ans sheet of the class mate sitting next to me....she Was showing her creativity...

But I seen RPC as "REMOTE PROCEDURE CALL"...i asked her..

"abe oye....what is the full form of RPC..She said Remote procedure call...."

oo man..I looked my sheet...on all four pages i wrote..RPC as resource procedure call..

and in order to fill the sheet ..everytime i wrote full form of RPC....

duhuuuuuu...then what !!...i utilized left time..by editing...resource as remote..

but that was not all....

when i was submitting my sheet..i notice sumthing..weird...

I wrote STUD in place of STUB :O:O:O;O...

and their was no more time for editing..wtf..how I can do this..

what if faculty knows the meaning of stud ...o my god...shhhhhhh...

and thus mid sems ended...

bye folks..

luv u all..

enjoy n tc