B for Burger !

Baa baa black sheep,Have you any wool???

Yes sir Yes sir ...........blah blah blah...heck....

Now isnt this impractical???

How the hell baa baa black sheep can talk and compile humans lingo??

Let me take the pain to nourish your GK  :-

Baa Baa Black Sheep is a nursery rhyme, sung to a variant of the 1761 French

melody Ah! vousdirai-je, Maman.

Yes this is again our very own wikipedia !

Do we ever bother about this fact???..obviously NO..Because in kindergarten the only 

issue we are suppose to dealt with was SU-SU and CHi-CHi. And the difference between

the same.

Lately Generation gap is not what is between you and your parents. But now its between two successive

classes in school. The coming generation is so fast,advance and smart.Born maestro.At the time of learning ABCD,they know the difference between gay and GAY.

Few days back i met my nephew.My cousin asked him to sing nursery rhymes :

"Sonu twinkle twinkle bolo k sunao betaaaaaaaaaa?????"

He gave me a damn nasty look and didn't utter a word. It seemed ,he really wanted to kick off my ass. Then after few minutes he came back to me and started singing  "Tokyo drift - fast and furiousssssssssss".

Now that was my turn to give LO look and get startled.

S
Should I kick his ass ???

I wonder ! But its not his fault....

Being brought in a family where lullabies and rhymes are actually Enrique,Led Zeppelin,Floyd hits and where it is B for Bugger,P for Pizza,F for Figure, W for Who's Figure ? Actually mark the difference.

Forthcoming generation is damn smart.For them "baa baa black sheep"....won't work.But people overlooked the fact and still Baa Baa black sheep and all other are rocking in kindergarten.Children know all this rhymes even before going there.Thus kindergarten/playschool/pre-nursery/r any hell variant of word nursery is just formality now.

P.S:

I don't know But....

While publishing this post remains of Amir's movie Taare zameen par kept popping up in my mind.

No-No i am not Dyslexia patient.Seriously i am not.But I liked the method of that dyslexic Ishaan Awasti  remember 3x9=3 ?

Even in final year of engg,I oftently use it,to answer some of the unknown question or sometime all.It works to atleast fill the answer sheets.

Bye folks!

Enjoy and tc..

Pls. do comment otherwise I will continue writting more crap \m/

What the ____?????

What the F !

I repeated this dialogue 16 times a day.Did I counted?yes i did..

but these was only my emotions after all Heebie-jeebies.....

Life is Like taking beard out of  deer..

How would have Ramalinga Raju felt after being caught and when SEBi people asked him to calculate all the fraud without any computer help. Without any payroll system !

not that delightful  i  suppose.... Even i was almost in the same caveat this week.....

So called last annual event of my engg life  and not able to take part in dance competition or any hell competition....and adding to the fuel.....was watching absolute Dope ass..bumpkin... and people with worstttttt dancing sense, dancing ( Actually  PT) on the stage and  hardly moving their body parts other than hands and for a change sometimes legs.

Got fret between me and my friend and even with mom without any reason.

I managed to screw up my scholarship exam,which i suppose to  get through.  

Got badly hit by volley ball and got crack hand with free  bandage wrapped on it.

But chuck all ...Fighting fit now !

But still Murphy law ruled this time also :

Everthing goes wrong all at once !

P.S.  I tried my level best to enjoy my annual Fest  ! Everything bad turned ok-ok now .

Because of my cracked half working hand i was not able to comment and visit your blogs. Spare me for that !

Bye folks!

enjoy n TC !

Crushed Crushes !

It was in class 2nd when Miss Jolly taught me a statement -

Alpha version : ALL Indians are our brothers and sisters

                                             The innocent baby Amrita in blue tunic noted this in her four-line copy with natraj pencil and mused up with question, then why Raksha bandhan is not our national fest..????

It was in class 6th when my bestie Misha told me Miss Jolly is not updated with the facts and figures and quoted the updated version of  statement

Beta version : ALL Indians are our brother and sister Except ONE or SOME 

                                         National fest got change and all other things got in vain..but thanks to her  otherwise my mental growth could be stunted !

                                

Time flied..i didnt even notice tic tac of clocks...Everything got changed ,the dancing hero-heroine around the trees and in between sunflowers farms now relocated to bed directly.Gossiping with locutions Dumped ,patch-up,break-up ,time pass...all ripen common and eye-catching. And with this all changes I realize that both the statements by Miss Jolly and Misha are wrong-headed.

And the actually statement is :

GAMMA version ?? : AT MOST 2 or 3 Indians (though nationality is optional) can be your brother and sister and REST ALL are your competitor.

Oops, If you are taking word  'competitor'  in a wrong way then take it because that is only what I mean.

Believe me having platonic relationship and boyfriend like saint wont make any sense. Have crush list either. Mine is here.

RAHUL DRAVID :

One of the clean shaved player in Indian team and once my dream boy ;-).If LOVE is blind,dumb,muffled then it can also be slow.

Yes Dravid was my slow crush. Only player in our team who gives you plenty of time to sleep between the two single runs .I Love sleeping and so Dravid. But then one day he got married to a doctor and I regretted myself as an engineer. Thus clean shave crush got crushed . 

         

SHREENIVASAN JAIN:

It was really fault of my GD lecturer who told me to watch news channels and to be updated.Innocent me turned on NDTV 24x7 the best news channel and got my new crush.Journalist Shreenivasan jain.So brilliant in this show bombay talkies .Love the way he narrates. But strange I got placed. Quit that GD class and NDTV  changed to MTV.

Spunky RANVIJAY(Roadies Host) :

In Roadies other than Cat fights,squabbling youngsters,F word,malleable moral,slangs and all stuff what I enjoyed the most is Ranvijay.Smart,tough,dark and sexy. What else you want.He got everything and I mean everything when i say everthing. His eyebrow piercing is something seductive. If I had been there among 

the girls in spiltsvilla.Then I am sure I would had dumped both the dull-witted boys and chose Ranvijay. 

BEAR GRYLLS :

I discover him wild.uhhhhhh..i mean I seen him first on discovery channel in the show Man vs Wild and so i discovered him wild.Taste the pun. Ultimate survivor. Risks his own life.X-treme.killing.And yes I love him.I am ready to be his "Soutan or Saheli". Ready to form love triangle with him and his wife .And ready on one leg to crush-mush my whole life. He didnt hide anything from me :P. I know He eats arachnids,deadly spiders, lizards, sheep's eyeball, camel's flesh and all bullshit.But i have no problem.look on the positive aspect. By this he is actually making me free from daily cooking work  :P.                                                                                                                            

  These are few of my best crushes. Many are there Enrique Iglesias, Faran Aktar, the boy next door neighbour,one of my senior and blah blah blah......but to write down all is not possible so please co-operate :P.

P.S. : Dont follow any policy like First come first serves and all.Its all bullshit.Trust me chuck all options, choose the hottest and coolest one.Paramount is to be make oneself Happy.

Take my advice Having Crushes are always reliable and easy. And Mild to handle.

So folks..

Enjoy Crushes and  get Crushed....

bye and Tc

When you will.......

( see I am not a poet...dont blame me after reading.....)

Avidly waiting for the time 

When you will be with me !

Got tired of waggling hourglass now,

Come soon before I get broken down,

Not asking for your long time,

Your Body whiff will be a booze-up for my whole life ,

Absolve from the raspy bogey world,

To control my boomerang heart,

Come swaddle me in your arms so tight,

So that we can only hear each others breathe,

Will wear a silky dusty gown,

To match with ur gifted string of beads and flurry sound,

Come play with my sleek brown hair,

I want to feel your warmy whisper in my ears, 

Hold my shaky hand in yours with divine,

Take me towards the shangrila in foamy shivery night,

If I m in a dream then don't wake me up,

Rather laid a wreath on me and let me intoxicatingly numb,

Avidly waiting for the time 

When you will be with me...... 

With me ....

Only we...

P.S.  I still have some feelings left..i m not that insensitive :P

Recession and i born together :(

Is amrita a.k.a ~ams is in recession ?????

Why????

Why i am going to b a pass-out of batch 2009..as its not happening news in any way in this downfall situtation...

i dont want to increase my country's unemployements percentage.

I swear upon you :P its not my mistake, its actually and practically my Birth-date flaw !(not going into detail of my birth-date :| still regrets) 

Let me tell u one thing...

What's inferior standing one can have.....

An engg...and that too from IT stream!

its actually like committing crime...the people(specially ur relatives) will ogle at you as if you have done offense less serious than a felony and if you are not yet placed then its felony.

               Some will look at you as if you actually caught delving into your nose and taking out yellowish and black hair mixture glop.

 "recession is in air"

every news channels have the same news...with same Chittambaram named facade:

" world in recession , GDP to fall further"

SENSEX -- down

NASDAQ --  down

NSE --down

Nifty--down

BSE -- down

And if you know some other stock exchanges then they r also down...n if not then ' wait n watch' they ll b soon ....

Now a days R-factor ,downfall,meltdown are d HOT topics for discussion.To my surprise my neighbour Rathor Aunty whom i never heard gossiping other than Saas-bahu serials and sarees was also talking about the stock market !

but still u know Rathor aunty is sweet yaar . She pampered me after the outcome of US Elections and said ""Obama aa gaya hai beta sabh thik ho jayega"".

As if Obama is coming to recruit in my college.

Lets learn more about Recession-

"In economics, the term recession generally describes the reduction of a country's GDP for at least two quarters. The usual dictionary definition is "a period of reduced economic activity", a business cycle contraction."

guess wat ! yes, tats our own wikipedia....who itself is asking for funds ...wiki needs you yar  "Donate now..".

but its sick !

i dont want to know what recession....why recession... and.... how come recession its all fucking annoying!

for final year engg student like me its actually like -----In the middle of sea on 'canoe without paddles to propel' and sometime feel even like without canoe when galoot and kook ppl around you who even mug up interview questions get through.

Interview questions now a days are like-

HR: where you see urself after 2 years

Student:Sir,at my home waiting for my offerletter

and with this Christmas Limerick also has changed:

 "jingle bells, jingle bells

 recession all the way

 naukari-chaukari nahi milegi,

 betu kuch bhi kar le :P "  

Movie making us feel Sorry !

sorry for delayed reviews  but  i m still in trauma due to this film:

   First thing what i did after cming out the movie hall is...

started my 'sorry-giving' speech (even though speech was not mapped out but still my latent feel for movie bust out n sway me to do so):

herez  monologue :

Sorry Bhai (real + cousins :P)!

Sorry Dad !

Sorry Mom!

Sorry Di !

n sorry to each n every person related to my clan's virtual estate...

frm which,  i have factually wasted 120 bucks..

n tats  not all ...order of the day was :

120 bucks (for ticket) + 50 bucks (for popcorn n stuff) + 20 bucks (for parking my scooty) 

uhhh...

*warning*

dont go for it :|....sit at home n watch Ekta kapoor's  daily soap serials instead..

i guess i m not sounding lyk maverick!

n u will all agree wit me..

my reaction: 

In the first half of the movie only i ask God to grant me a wish so that i can kill Onir(Director of the film) n plug both the actors...Sharman Joshi  (the bhai) n Sanjay Suri (the 'small bhai who said sorry' as he done misdeed by making a pass on his bhai's GF)..

Chitrangada Singh(Bhabhi of both the bros) was okaish ,can be endured... so no comment on her 

music : Trust me ......Himesh's surooooooooooooooor is far more better than this.

Act : Crap..all actors were in the same tizzy mode (i guess even they r unable to puzzle out the moment of film 'as their r none' :|).

Conclusion : I use to take catnap between the boring film.but Sorry bhai was atypical case, it made me fall asleep.

It is only giving you moral :

----to make pass on your bro's gf tats it(for boys) 

----Get flat on your would be's Bro , 'make sure younger to him'(for girls)

.....n this you can actually do without watching it.

Avoid it.Pathetic movie.The Suspence remains till the end n even after watching.....

n even if you are going for it then carry a blanket n cushion wit u. And yes dont forget to prepare your sorry-giving speech. ;-)

That's all from my side.

Do comment.

bye folks.

enjoy n tc :)

Follow it r not...ur choice!

hey!

here cms my first post-

i m here 2...ummmmm...to epitomize my fancy wrk.....lyk many others....

but none lyk others  ll give u some choices..

.....u can b in luv wit my blog..

....u can even crave to have urs lyk this ....

....u can comment wat  ever u feel...(remember ur  mom always say b +ve )

....if u dont want to read it then no probs i promise i ll not feel bad at all... :P

.....if u read...rem tat it was urs choice ...dnt blame me!.....

______________oK NoW___________

at kickoff of my blog...i do wanna introduce my self..

my funde`s..

the very first funda of life is  not ' Do r die '  trust me its corn...but ll say ' do everything wantu want befor u die'

(dont get scared its not my snap :|)

second z..

smile smile smile !!.....

                              hang on dere...not for exercise of ur jaws r not even to make ppl know which toothpaste u use..but to make things lie on dere places.....bcoz....

"One who smiles rather than angers is always stronger" 

n if ur a gal then d job z done ;-)

chick+smile== strongest .....lolz..

see see how she is smiling... :-?

n the last element n the most imp one is

"Dont let anyone impose on u!"... hell r high water ....change,avoid thing u hate n yup...if ucant avoid then enjoy it :P :P

change in the same way as shown in following figure ..but do use ur fav color...dont copy red :|..

(c wat d heck i m sounding lyk a engg book with machines figures....duhhhhhh)

i would hv listed other fundasssssssssssss. down too...but d point z ....a slugge cannot do everything in one day..:P

so next tym i ll b back wit our owns Amitabh's  n Dhoni's *Dabor Honey*    r   hrithik's *bourvita* so as to work hard for this blog..n mentioning more.....

n ya do comment...all ur wisdom thoughts or crap comments r accepted wit jollity :-)

bye folks...

hope soon i ll b 'pen pal' here 

cheers !

enjoy n tc :)